Chairless gold coin: empty chair with braces

The chair is empty.
The bank is code.

Now sitting on Standard Reserve

The meeting was cancelled. The policy executed.

POLICY EXECUTED — 1 BLOCK AGO IN 0.00 · OUT 0.00 · NET +0.00 ETH

The Lore

On launch morning the Chairman walked into the boardroom. The decision was already on the terminal. POLICY EXECUTED — 1 BLOCK AGO. No meeting. No vote. No minutes. No dot plot. Net ETH flow had turned. Issuance had already moved.

He waited. Nobody came. He put his badge on the desk and left. Three weeks passed before anyone noticed, because nothing had stopped.

The chair stayed empty. The calendar is still open to August 1971. $CHAIRLESS is the seat they left behind.

$STANDARD is the money.$CHAIRLESS is the seat it left empty.

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Venues

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Official socials

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Empty office chair. ETH printing.
NET +0.00

How to buy

So easy the chair can do it.

  1. 1Get a wallet (Rabby / MetaMask).
  2. 2Hold ETH on Ethereum.
  3. 3When the CA drops, paste it and swap for $CHAIRLESS.

The Numbers

Intended. Not invented.

1B
Intended supply
0/0
Tax
100%
In pool. LP to be burned.
Market cap
24h volume
Holders onchain

Meme Gallery

The empty office. The coin. The chair.

Gold Chairless coin with empty chair
Gold coin with serif C
Empty chair office poster
Wide empty boardroom
Chairman null podium and wall seal
Empty chair pfp
BRRR printer gif
BURN printer gif

United Standard Onchain Central Bank

The chair is empty.
The bank is code.

$STANDARD is the money. Flow is policy. Gold stays.

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FAQs

The chair answers in minutes.

Is this Standard Reserve?

No. $STANDARD is the protocol money. $CHAIRLESS is the empty seat / cultural layer. Tribute, not the bank.

Who sits in the chair?

Nobody. Attendance: 0. Vote: not required.

Will it go up?

Flow goes out, BRRR. Flow comes in, BURN. The chair does not care. Don't use money you can't lose.

What's the contract address?

Not issued. When it is, it will be on this page. Impostors will show up first.

What's with August 1971?

That's when the old chair quit gold. Ours never sat down.